How to walk in high heels (that you can't afford)...

If money were no object.

If comfort wasn't a factor.

If I had the clothes to wear with them.

These are the shoes that would adorn my feet...

Jimmy Choo 'Ciara' Sandals (as worn here by Leighton Meester in Emilio Pucci at the CMAs)-glitsy, over the top, oozing sexuality and glamour.

Alexander McQueen floral engraved leather boots-pure artistry.

Acne 'Hybria' wedge ankle boots. Simple yet modern with a sleek rock edge.

Elizabeth and James snake-effect leather pumps. Classic courts made fresh with faux snakeskin and a block platform. Neutral, feminine and utterly wearable.

Nicolas Ghesquiere for Balenciaga. Architectural, geometric, block colour, platform craziness. They are in a glass display case in Selfridges. These are collectors items rather than practical footwear.